So I was going to watch A Streetcar Named Desire to add some more of this to my life:

But! There was a slight problem:

ME: *puts DVD into laptop*
DVD DRIVE: [in a posh British accent] Sorry, madame, but I do not seem to recognise this kind of digital video disc.
ME: What the fuck are you talking about?
DVD DRIVE: It dost appear that the DVD is of the first region, not the second.
ME: akalkjaflkjasdf WHY IS A SWEDISH LIBRARY RENTING OUT REGION ONE DVDS?!? JESUS - FUCKING - CHRIST!
JESUS: You called?
LAPTOP: *pushes JESUS to the side and clears his throat* Do not despair, fair maiden, for four times you may change the nature of the drive!
ME: Ooh, shiny unknown function! Work your magic. WORK IT, OMG.
LAPTOP: But do take care, for as the fourth change so shall it forever thrive.
ME: Dude, that forced rhyme was pretty lame. *clickity clicks*
DVD DRIVE: [in a faux ghetto American accent] HOW'S IT GOING Y'ALL? WHERE DA PARTY AT?!
LAPTOP: ... I am as of yet unimpressed.
ME: SHUT UP AND GIVE ME HAWT MARLON BRANDO.

Seriously, though, I'm complaining when I go to return this. There wasn't a note on it or anything and patrons should be able to assume that they can actually play the DVDs they borrow without reading the tiny text on the back.